Weird IM convo

I love my friends. Had this conversation with thriftygoddess today.

me: hmmm do I feed pet or me, pet or me...
thriftygoddess: i feed pet to me
me: see, that's just NOT right
thriftygoddess: no, especially with the whole veggie thing
me: yeah I'm a veggie except for pets
thriftygoddess: yeah, i won't eat animals i haven't named
me: LOL, wich is just you know, wrong
thriftygoddess: yeah, yeha it is
ne: I personally eat things I haven't named, which is why I'd like you to meet my new pet, this pint of ben and jerry's named albert.
thriftygoddess: what kind is albert
me: it's a beautiful chocolate chip cookie dough.
thriftygoddess: mmmm....albert
me: it likes cold environments and doesn't like to be pet all tha often.
tg: how 'bout being stabbed with a spoon
me: my baby! Don't touch it!
tg: stab, stab
me: nooo! My baby, speak to me albert...
tg: chomp
tg: mmm...albert
me: noooo! albert, baby.....he's melting!
tg: go ahead eat him, he would have wanted it this way
me: *sobs in corner*...poor albert.
tg: but now he is a part of you
me: no...he's a part of you, my poor baby, melting all over my fingers.
tg: mmm...
me: *picks up spoon, says kiddish over container*...I'll never forget you precious. *eats*
tg: that's it ... i made you eat your friend albert ... ha ha ha
me: noooo!!!! *drops spoon and backs up in horror*
tg: mwhahahahaha
tg: mwhahahahah
tg: mwhahahahahahaha
me: you my friend are eeeeevil. I'm not introducting you to my other new pet, maria the cheesecake.
tg: ooohh maria! come here maria
tg: i want to introduce you to my good friend sally the stomach
me: maria doesn't want to play.
tg: maria ...come on
tg: it's nice where sally lives
me: *holds onto maria tightly*

Maria survived, btw :)