catch22girl | Fun with IMs

Tonight,

cinesister and I made our own version of a scene from 10-11pm. Late nights are fun.

Catch22Girl: you're flying over LA? :-)
Cinesister: mwahahaaa
Cinesister: and...there's....there's a BOMB!
Cinesister: and....my arm's gonna fall off...
Cinesister: and....KIM! I LOVE YOU!

Catch22Girl: NO! Wait, use this robot!
Catch22Girl It'll pilot hte plane..now you can jump out - wait...there's only one parachute.
Cinesister: ooooh. dilemma!
Cinesister: here...you have it
Catch22Girl: No, you take it, I'm dying, my arm just fell off.
Cinesister: lololol
Cinesister: sick
Catch22Girl: hey yours is falling off, mine just did - so you win*g*
Cinesister: but when I hit the ground...I'll just smush
Catch22Girl: not with the parachute...you did go to parachute opening class - right?
Cinesister: uhhhh...
Catch22Girl: oh damn, it was the same day as "How to kill your opponent with household items" wasn't it?
Cinesister: yes! damnit!
Cinesister: ask me to kill someone with a spoon, and you're golden
Catch22Girl: how to murder with tongs?
Cinesister: tongs are perfect
Catch22Girl: or pieces of paper.
Cinesister: especially paper
Catch22Girl: I still say you should go, just pull the thingie when it's time.
Cinesister: the thingie? geeee...thanks lol
Catch22Girl: well I didn't actually go to that class either...it was the same time as "killing for fun and profit"
Cinesister: oh! I wanted to enrol in that one!
Cinesister: but it was full
Catch22Girl: I got the last spot...I was extra nice to the teacher.
Cinesister: mmmmhmmmmm. I bet.
Catch22Girl: and my final project "murder in three states" was much beloved.
Cinesister: ooooh
Catch22Girl: what was your final project ?
Cinesister: mine was "Turning people by using hot sex and guns as weapons"
Catch22Girl: oooh, that was a good one. I made some money on the side in mine tho - lol
Cinesister: well, I got some sex *G*
Catch22Girl: see, priorities...how much time does that bomb say?
Cinesister: uh...oh! shit! the bomb
Catch22Girl: are we sure it's a real bomb and not a joke bomb/
Cinesister: wait...I smell candy....
Catch22Girl: this isn't a bomb - it's a pinata!
Cinesister: goddamnit!
Cinesister: but...don't bombs usually look like donkeys?
Catch22Girl: so if the pinata's here...where's the bomb?
Cinesister: oh....fuck.
Catch22Girl: no, bombs look like candy canes
Cinesister: or sometimes bombs
Catch22Girl: but never donkeys.
Cinesister: damnit! you'd think I would know that
Catch22Girl: lemme guess you missed the "how to recognize a bomb" class too because "how to attract marks" was on at the same time?
Catch22Girl: or was that the same day as "how to kill with the things in your wallet?"
Cinesister: oh, they all clashed
Cinesister: fuckin' courses
Catch22Girl: so none of us need to get off the plane...but we have candy, not nuclear material in a bright paper mache donkey
Cinesister: candy is good
Catch22Girl: ooh are those twizzlers? lol
Cinesister: ooooooooh!
Cinesister: *jack squeals and dashes for the candy*
Catch22Girl: great, I'm freakin' dying and I get to go out with...ooh snickers!
Cinesister: see!
Catch22Girl: I am a bit concerned about the lack of actual bomb...
Cinesister: noooo. candy!
Catch22Girl: yes, but look -- candy isn't going to explode. The *bomb* just might explode.
Cinesister: but...candy! goooood.
Catch22Girl: ::shake with one arm:: pull yourself together! The bomb is still out there.

That was fun :)